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'Champions' in the making

The recent times, the Indian team has achieved the ICC top respects as the Best Test team in the world.

While admitting to the obvious — that India has attained the statistical milestone and, to its credit, held on to it for the better part of the year in defiance of the attempts of the dethroned Aussies to snatch it back — I would argue that India is still a long way away from being a champion side.

That goal is a journey, a process — not something that is attained through a calculator. And that process is long; it is accomplished one incremental step at a time; it is a function of identifying the bedrock basics of the sport and becoming extraordinarily good at every aspect of it.

Somewhere along this journey, there will be moments where opponents outweigh you through sheer brilliance; there will also be moments when — blame this on the fact that even a champion is, first and foremost, a human being — you just don't show up, individually and collectively. At such moments — the latest, from an Indian perspective, is the first Test against South Africa at Centurion, now in its last phase as I write this — you confront the cliched "test of character". It is then that not just your ability, but your resilience, your willingness to square up to the challenge, is tested. And the manner in which teams or individuals respond to these situations ends up as the defining sub-text in the holistic narrative that the journey aims to signify.

Today's Indian team – the product of 75 years of patchy brilliance — is by consensus one of the best ever to wear national colors; it follows automatically that it is also one of the most successful ones to play for the country.

What is far more significant however is that this team is one of the most resilient ever. It has what its earlier versions did not possess — the ability to be dogged, be ugly, be scrappy; qualities that are not sexy but ones that somewhere along the line are as valuable, or even more so, than individual brilliance.

At the domestic level, this is what has historically marked Mumbai out as a champion side — the ability to be dogged, to persist, to never give up; to play khadoos cricket, if we were to borrow from the vernacular.

The recent past has seen repeated manifestations of this attitude. Consider that 10 years ago, if India were confronted with a 470 run deficit as it started its second innings, the collective attitude would have been to throw their hands up, offer up some kind of token resistance, and then go down meekly. Fighting back when all is seemingly lost never used to be a trait that characterized the Indian team.

Now, it is. Vide Centurion, as the latest example. As South Africa piled on the runs and the agony, and then declared with two full days and the best part of two sessions to go, who would have betted on India dragging the game on till the final day? To do that takes a different attitude, a bloody mindedness that the Indian team is growing into. It is an attitude that says, the hell with this, the game may seem lost but we are going to hang in there for as long as we possibly can, we are going to guts it out.

Such an attitude may not win you matches too often, but is a key component of a champion team, and the fact that India fought back the way it did at Centurion is what leads me to believe that while we are not yet a champion side, we are certainly moving in that direction.

The core belief underlying this new found doggedness is that you never know what may happen — a great escape is not out of the bounds of the probable. Consider Lord's, 2007, where India chasing an almost impossible target of 380 against England ended up with 282/9, largely thanks to Mahendra Singh Dhoni manning up and batting for over six overs with Sreesanth to save the Test. A year later against Australia in Bangalore, a late-order rescue effort in the first innings from the likes of Zaheer Khan (57*) and Harbhajan Singh (56) almost helped pull off an improbable win. It didn't happen — but that resistance provided the stiffening of the spine that helped the team win the next game in Mohali. It happened again in New Zealand, in early 2009 where, following-on at Napier, and chasing a deficit of almost 314 runs, India managed to knock off the deficit and even take a 100+ run lead.

What stood out in these instances is that even as things went against the team, there was no sense of panic; there was no intent to throw in the towel, to concede the game as a lost cause. Maybe this is indicative of the environment prevailing within the team; maybe it is a sign of new found maturity; maybe it is an indication that the team is now ready to take that next step towards attaining champion status. Whatever — it is perhaps the most welcome development in recent times.

And it is producing results. Consider Ishant Sharma and VVS Laxman's memorable partnership at Mohali, which not only typified all these attributes, but even resulted in an unlikely win against Australia. Or consider Harbhajan's heroic effort at Ahmedabad after walking in to bat in extraordinarily difficult circumstances.

It would be negligent to ignore some of India's dramatic collapses in this same period, beginning with Sydney 2008 where the team just couldn't be bothered to deal with Michael Clarke's pies, or even the 138 all out against Sri Lanka at the SSC, at a time when Ajantha Mendis was still a mystery in the making.

What is significant is that earlier, such collapses were the norm; now, gradually, they are becoming the exception. I still believe India have a long way to go in terms of being a team that doesn't just win consistently, and across conditions, but one that is increasingly hard to beat. But the good news is that we're making a demonstrable effort to get there; that we are increasingly developing the mindset of not giving up on a game until it is actually over. Consider, as I said at the outset, Centurion — going into the second innings, every self-respecting fan would have given up the game as lost; and in times past, so would the team.

Yet, India fought back, in alien conditions, against a high quality bowling that had scented blood — a stirring counter-attack at the top of the order by Sehwag and Gambhir; a bit of a slump in the middle but, rather than fold like an accordion, yet another fight back authored this time by Sachin Tendulkar and MS Dhoni. All of it may merely have delayed the inevitable, but such bloody mindedness is one of the hallmarks of champions, and it is heartening to see India getting there.

As someone who follows Manchester United closely, this is exactly the spirit every footballer donning the Red is expected to have - a spirit where even in some of the most unwinnable battles, he's expected to show an unflinching desire to work as hard as he'd ever do and come up with a moment of inspiration that might just unlock the sturdiest or the stubbornest of defences.

All of this begs the question — what more does India have to do to truly merit the champion tag. Right through this piece, a bulk of my argument has focused on the batting, which is the only area where India is showing the requisite resolve. On the bowling front, however, concerns remain — and examining the landscape leads to the fear that the concerns in this area are a long way from being resolved. The two fast bowlers at Centurion were literally clueless about their respective lengths, and the "lead spinner" looks like the most confused bowler in the world at the moment. More on that later in the week — for the moment, let's just say that for India to truly earn its champion tag, the bowling attack needs to mirror the mindset, and performance, of the batsmen.

What we get now, however, is a combination of listlessness, poor excuses and inferior body language, all of which adds up to a bowling lineup lacking both inspiration and will. Currently, the bowling unit is about making excuses: the best bowler is injured; the Kookaburra is difficult to bowl with; insert your favorite excuse here. What ‘attitude', and the ability to never give up, can do was best exemplified by Dale Steyn who, late in the day on Day 4, at a time when he could not have been blamed for being tired, stepped up with a fiery burst to cut the legs out from under the Indian resistance.

That's the kind of spirit I'd like to see from some of our bowlers — they need to want the ball, rather than wait for it to be thrown to them; they need to learn from the newly discovered bloodymindedness of the batting lineup.

If, when, they get there, India would have taken a giant stride towards champion status. Meanwhile, Durban awaits. Lets see how the ‘Champion side in the making’ provides answers to all its die-hard fans !!

Rajni Mania - Mind It !!!!

I don’t want to imply that Rajnikanth’s jokes are more famous than his movies. But let’s face it how many Rajni movies have you actually seen? And now count how many jokes you have come by - through sms or email forwards. Surely, much, much more!

Somehow his jokes turn out to be great LOL moments

Here are a few :

1. Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

2. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.

3. Rajinikanth killed the dead sea.

4. If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

5. Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano

6. Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!

7. Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?

Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?

8. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.

9. If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.

10. When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!

11. Rajni once killed 20 men just by saying "BANG"

12. Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.

13. Rajinikanth can divide by zero.

14. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.

15. When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live

16)Rajnikant died 20yrs ago.death has not the courage to tell him.

17)Rajnikant doesnt pay attention. Attention pays him.

18)He participated in race & stood 1st 2nd & 3^rd

19)There are no weapons of mass destruction in iraq rajnikant lives in chennai

20.When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.

21.There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.

22.Rajinikanth can drown a fish.

23.Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.

24.Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.

25.Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.

26.Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.

27.Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain.

28.Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

29.Rajinikanth can make onions cry.

30.Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

31.Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.

32.Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.

33.The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.

34.Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.

35.Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.

36.Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.

37.Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.

38.Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.

39.Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.

40.Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.

41.Rajinikanth can handle the truth.

42.Rajinikanth can speak Braille.

43.Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.

44.Who do you think taught Voldemort Parseltongue? Rajinikanth did.

45.Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result - He was reduced to a joke on the internet.

46.Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.

47.Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.

48.Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.

49.Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.

50.Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that's when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.

51.As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet.

52.Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.

53.Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.

54.Rajinikanth's brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury's.

55.Rajinikanth doesn't shower. He only takes blood baths.

56.To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.

57.The quickest way to a man's heart is with Rajinikanth's fist.

58.Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth, there is no other way.

59.Rajinikanth's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog

60.Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.

And the Final PUNCH !!

“We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.”

:-P

Mobile Rider

It was way back in the late 90′s and in the begining of the 21st century, that I saw the first CELL-PHONE. Yes, its the small thing vibrating near your heart ( in your pockets )

I still wonder what economics tells us the reason behind the ultimate success of this gadget. This small thing has become an integral part of every Indian pocket. If I can remember, those days when the internet was not so popular, the silly mobile recharge where the code was given like the way a banker provides us the PIN number.

Before I start, let me put a few facts before you, you will be delighted to see them too.

The Indian telecommunications industry is the world’s fastest growing telecommunications industry, with 706.37 Million telephone (landlines and mobile) subscribers and 670.60 Million mobile phone connections as of Aug2010 . It is also the second largest telecommunication network in the world in terms of number of wireless connections after China. The Indian Mobile subscriber base has increased in size by a factor of more than one-hundred since 2001 when the number of subscribers in the country was approximately 5 million to 670.60 Million in Aug 2010.As the fastest growing telecommunications industry in the world, it is projected that India will have 1.159 billion mobile subscribers by 2013.Furthermore, projections by several leading global consultancies indicate that the total number of subscribers in India will exceed the total subscriber count in the China by 2013. The industry is expected to reach a size of 344,921 crore (US$ 78.3 billion) by 2012 at a growth rate of over 26 per cent, and generate employment opportunities for about 10 million people during the same period. According to analysts, the sector would create direct employment for 2.8 million people and for 7 million indirectly. In 2008-09 the overall telecom equipments revenue in India stood at 136,833 crore (US$ 31.06 billion) during the fiscal, as against 115,382 crore (US$ 26.19 billion) a year before.

Having told that, let me tell you one more interesting thing, Guess which state is having the highest number of mobile users per 1000 people ??

TAMIL NADU !!!! ( 881 per thousand people)

The industry has been experiencing some handsome changes in its cycle., the present stage being the Growth stage.

I am back to the good old days when my father started using his first mobile. Let me remember all of that,

Yea.. The first mobile was a white one from Samsung, it demanded a handsome sum of Rs 31,000 in those days. One can get a Blackberry for the same amount now , But, this one was no good- it was’nt a color phone, or had radio and all other features. It was just a mini telephone circuit in the pocket, and it was TATA Cellular that provided the mobile service . And guess what incoming was charged at Rs 4/min and outgoing at Rs 8 / min . Similar phones continued to rule the pockets until the Color phone was launched. My friends and relatives used to gaze at the small gizmo. The cell phone ruins kicked off with the “Nokia Effect”

Coming back to the present, one can find a person without a cell phone at one end of the street. The interesting story of the total transmission is somewhat like this.

The launch of Nokia and the rise of the Ambanis : The mobile device prices showed a sharp decline, the begining of the mobile revolution in India. The demand in the mobile devices pressurised the telephone operators to come up with new alternatives for the telecommunication industry. Companies like Indicom, Bharti followed suite to attain success. Bharti Airtel emerges as leader with the highest market share.

Launch of Docomo : If the first turnaround was due to technology, the biggest Kick of the whole industry was the launch of Docomo offering call charges at just 1 paise per second. The revolution changed the whole scale of call charges. The present scenario is the mighty consequence of the same.

From select departmental stores to roadside shops, every sale point has become recharge centres and the gaining access to internet has been taking shape. All the past comes back to my head when I look down at my own mobile phone and recollecting those days where we used to gaze at the World in our pockets.

Thanks to you Mr.Martin Cooper

Your small step in tele-communications was a giant leap in Mankind !!

Conclusions :

• Just like any other success story, the mobile phone has its own. Its now ruling the Indian industry.
• The reason for the extraordinary success is’nt very much theoritical, Indians respect luxury that is affordable.
• The prices have become so very much affordable that even the Middle class is able to get a descent phone from their wallets
• Added to that, the constantly improving life conditions, decrease in call tariffs have imposed a huge demand on the economy
• There will be one time in the future where the industry attains complete maturity, and only the people who do the talking will understand how much its going to cost them for all that talking

Do we love our leaders ??

“At the stroke of midnight hour, when the world sleeps, India will awake to life and freedom. A moment comes which comes but rarely in history, when we step out from the old to the new, then an age ends, and when the soul of a nation, long suppressed, finds utterance. It is fitting that at this solemn moment we take the pledge of dedication to India and her people and to the still larger cause of humanity.”

I don’t need to give details about who said this and when. I am sure every Independence day speech or a write-up would start with this. But my intention here is not to remember the person who said this, but to question why we remember these lines only during Independence Day or Republic Day.

Come August 15 or January 26, you have these long speeches about national leaders who sacrificed their lives for our independence and their significant contributions to independent India. It is that time of the year when we always “feel proud” of our national leaders.

But, I have always wondered how many youngsters would be able to relate to these iconic leaders. Veteran theater personality Poornam Viswanathan, said he choked when he was announcing about Nehru’s Independence Day speech.

Unlike Viswanathan, I fail to get the same feeling for our national leaders. For most of us who were born in the post-independence era, freedom fighters were introduced to us in our history text books. We studied the Dandi March, Non-Cooperation movement and other movements to score those marks to pass. I am not denying the fact that many actually liked reading it, but my question is how many of us relate to those stories. History to me is just a representation of facts by the powerful. It is more difficult to practice what they said than just speaking about them. Our politicians never fail to quote them but rarely put their thoughts into practice.

Are these national leaders really valued for their contributions? Of course, for a political party, paying respects to them is all about building a statue for these leaders and gain political mileage.

So who is to be blamed? Where do we start? I believe we can never relate to our national leaders and be emotionally attached to their views, simply because we haven’t undergone the trials and tribulations of these leaders. My argument here is not about questioning their sacrifices. The current generation might learn about these leaders, but beyond that will they be able to evoke the same feeling as our grandfathers had for Gandhi or Vallabh Bhai Patel?

My cousin once told me history and leaders are just about names.

The current generation interprets the word ‘Independence’ differently and not as the leaders thought it to be. Do you think remembering these leaders just on Independence Day make any sense?